So, apparently it's become a thing to just write a bunch of words and call it art.
Sometimes the stock artists use a common poem or lines to a song:
...but usually there are just a bunch of lame platitudes crapped out on a canvas.
...incidentally, WTH does "live out loud" actually mean? That...makes no sense. And while we're at it, if I see one more "live laugh love" trifecta on a sorority girl's wall I'm going to delta kappa kick someone's ass.
Then there's this:
So...we're just going to list things in a category now? As fun as visual scattergories sounds, I'm not into it.
Well, now that I think about it, I do feel inspired to write a few words when I look at it:
ugly
BORING
uncreative
banal
lame
A F F E C T E D
But you know what? Beer deserves better than that. In honor of good (and crappy) beer everywhere, this:
Sage advice, beer bottle. Sage advice.
