So, I know that if I were intelligent and more business-minded and less lazy, I would be hitting up garage sales and thrift stores for my materials. But...as we've already established, I'm lazy.
(I'm not sorry that I'm not sorry)
I spent a good deal of time on Friday foraging (you guessed it) the s*** piles called art at the back of my local Ross store. As usual, they didn't disappoint.
During my first visit I was just so excited and...inspired...that I failed to notice variations on the same crap(per) theme looking right at me:
...over...
...and over...
...and. over. again.
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(This last one even came bedazzled!!!)
Seriously, who decided lousy pictures of bathrooms were a good idea? I'm assuming the idea is to hang them in one's room of rest, but it doesn't make a lot of sense. If I saw one of these in a bathroom, I would hear the following internal dialogue:
"Hey! Buddy! just in case you forgot, you're in the crapper! Here's a picture with wacked out perspective and proportions to remind you of that! Enjoy the dump!"
...and if you happened upon a picture of this not in a restroom...um..why?
As we've already established, bathrooms aren't pretty. They're gross. Not to mention an incredibly boring art subject.
Mass art maker people: PLEASE STOP THE MADNESS.
(In other news, new awful hotel revisited art coming soon!)
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